What?

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

just for you E




lades & gentlemen - kirsten dunce


i work (and bank) in one of chicago's "exclusive" neighborhoods lincoln park. one of the customers at my bank is a *big fan* of kirsten. he puts her picture everywhere. i hunt them for sport.

Friday, June 27, 2008

what?


Sunday, June 22, 2008

in my building near the back door

whenever i really need to get my back door open,
i reach for my ball mount kit. this one happens
to be extra long, and fits 2" receivers.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

i always feel like

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Indy

will make love to you now

Monday, May 26, 2008

fish on the bar at ping pong

also disappointed with the service.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

what a relief

mrs. manners will tell you, "texting up against dark part of
a building at 10pm. . . looks a little wierd from behind."

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

defining who?

water tower place - chicago

Thursday, May 15, 2008

i like a little mystery too

Wednesday, September 19, 2007




You Are 92% Evil



You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

brown is the new black

one car on the redline

Sunday, March 26, 2006

the devil whispering in my ear

now i feel like setting fires

couldn't understand what the hell she was whispering about, but it was all very angry and otherwise discontent. like hannibal lector trying to get my to swallow my tongue ~ but migs had it coming!

something to do on sunday

the grand entrance

broke on a sunday. nothing to report. i cleaned the house, worked on my blog for a while. i put on a pot of coffee, rolled a joint and watched my favorite cartoon on tv.

i need to get the maintenance people over to the apartment to at least fix the leaking sink. never mind that right now. i stuck my head out the front door and it was a nice day, so i needed to go out and do something.

i check online and found that the harold washington library was open until 5p – and i decided that would be a fun outing.

i showered and left the apartment, stopping by the asian grocery store to buy a banana. i got on the redline going towards jackson and read HST – “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” to pass the time.

this building is amazing, 9 floors of books and shit – almost like a museum. they are very proud of it

it is getting close to closing time, and my battery is about juiced out.

peace!

Saturday, March 25, 2006

granville redline

Redline South

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

::IMPORTANT NOTICE::

please enjoy a pic of my kitty drinking from the toilet.


crazy ass toilet drinker

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

the wind is biting and so is indy

1am - it’s a blustery 20°f, and as the news loves to report “colder by the lake”. the same lake i live by. cheers for my 5$ coat! and lets not forget the new space heater, another recent craigslist purchase.

heat - i’m loving it.

about 10:30 i went to take care of HA’s cats for him while he is off in toronto visiting family.

yes the cats were adopted while HA and i were together, sadly, he wanted to keep them. but to be fair, i have my own pussy that came with me into the relationship and consequently left with me.

i walked the few blocks thru the biting ne wind @ 21mph – to clean kitty litter off the floor, fill food/ water bowls, scoop poop – briefly entertain – all to find out the wind isn’t the only thing that is biting this evening.

ain't indy cute?

Thursday, March 16, 2006

the past 3 weeks have not been kind

i will write more later, when i have the chance, but here's part of my excuse for being lazy - and i do have a LOT to say. but for now!! as the title states, ain't been a good 3 weeks;

i just got out of the hospital today - and have the day off tomorrow. hopefully i'll use the time to write.

the nurses affectionately referred to this sack of fluid, hanging from a pole on wheels, draining into my arm as my "co-pilot"

not a high point of my life - but on par with my recent luck

....having moved around a lot my whole life, i've been in many states....

massachusetts, maine, colorado, illinois, drunk, sober, medicated, elated, depressed.

i'm in three of them now. i'm feeling alright....

Sunday, March 12, 2006

false advertising

a neon sign outside a hair salon on belmont.

they're just wrong for dat

i was so disillusioned

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

2nd best use for webcam

this distillery is producing a single malt whiskey, first made over 300 years ago. known to the gaelic as 'usquebaugh-baul' "perilous water of life" and at 90 proof - i'm certain it'll be a force to be reckoned with.

sadly, only 12 barrels of this sauce is going to be produced. worse, it won't be ready for another 10 years and it's gonna cost about 300$ a bottle. be we can mark february 27th, 2006 on our calendars as the beginning of the countdown.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

i have NO idea what this means

but that has never stopped me in the past


HASH(0x8b62a14)

You are Kara:

You're an underdog. You manage to stay in the game be remaining quiet and going un-noticed. Slow and steady wins the race for you, but if someone tries to screw you over, you'll snip their pee-pee off.



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Saturday, February 18, 2006

found on craigslist / bozo gets a break

clowns or halloween costumes

Reply to: pers-135007156@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-18, 5:44PM CST

Looking for a guy to either dress like a clown or in a costumes while I then come over and seduce u into letting me suck ur cock


no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




135007156

i found this while browsing the 'no-no' section of craigslist. just creepy, huh?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

asian guys are so hot

i'm in love with the short, skinny one. and i don't care who knows it!